Uncle Pete

Uncle Pete is the famous brother we never had. We have used him as an example of dangerous acts that our kids need to avoid. And maybe even to hide the actual identity of the person who actually did the deed.
KIDS. DO NOT TRY THESE AT HOME (or even away from home)

I’ve tried to collect the various Uncle Pete stories. They aren’t in any particular order, and most times I’m not sure who first brought up the story. But some are funny, and some are interesting and some are both.
I have also taken the liberty of editing some of the parts and pieces, but the stories are there pretty much intact.

Please explain to any of the young ones who might read these, that this is NOT recommended behavior for people who want to live a long and quiet life….