Uncle Pete – C

Did anybody ever tell you of the time Uncle Pete tried to burn out a big stack of brush out at the cottage??? He figured it’d start a lot faster if he threw some gasoline on it before he lit it.
Then he figured that he should try to light it near the center of the pile.
So he took a few steps into the pile.
Threw on a match.
And watched as the flames shot up all around him.
Fortunately, he wasn’t holding the gas can at the time.
And gasoline burns up real fast.
And he was still young enough to RUN LIKE HELL.