It’s cool to be a schizophrenic;
To be two people causes panic.
You can get twice as much done;
And have twice as much fun.
You can have twice as many clothes;
And own twice as many G.I. Joes.
It’s cool to be a schizophrenic;
Especially when your psychopathic.
Schizophrenic are here to rule;
They’ll come to your town and control the school.
If you talk to yourself , no one will care;
Even if shave or bleach your hair.
Schizophrenics are here to stay;
That’s just dandy, I like being that way.
And so do I.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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