{"id":147,"date":"2019-09-11T11:50:27","date_gmt":"2019-09-11T15:50:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/?p=147"},"modified":"2019-09-11T11:50:27","modified_gmt":"2019-09-11T15:50:27","slug":"uncle-pete-h","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/2019\/09\/11\/uncle-pete-h\/","title":{"rendered":"Uncle Pete &#8211; H"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-background has-small-font-size has-light-gray-background-color wp-block-paragraph\">Not NEARLY as exciting as Nick&#8217;s but it is typical Uncle Pete stuff.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One of Pete&#8217;s birthday presents was a canoe &#8211; and yes, it\nfits on top of the MINI and I will send pictures soon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The day he bought it and loaded on to the MINI for the\nride home, he also picked up a few things at the\nhardware story too including sand. Did anybody mention that sand is HEAVY? When unloading\neverything at home &#8230; he pulled a muscle, the result\nbeing that he had to wait 2 weeks before he could get\nthe canoe wet&#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Impatiently, we waited till the day before Fathers Day\nand Amanda consented to being bowman on a 12 mile\nstretch of the James River, so we staged the cars\n(river was too high to paddle upstream!) and loaded\nthe canoe with fishing gear &#8230; decided NOT to risk\nthe camera (because it looked like rain, not because we were afraid of flipping the canoe). I also had\na new &#8216;canoe chair&#8217; I wanted Pete to try out. The first\nthree miles are flat water, nice current so it was a\ngood float&#8230; realized quickly that the river was so\nmuddy we&#8217;d have to snag a fish, he&#8217;d never SEE the\nlure to bite it so&#8230; we practiced casting&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We found a nice, small island and decided to explore it, skip flat stones, etc (for a 20 year old kid, Amanda&#8217;s still pretty darn good at skipping stones, and a lot of fun on the canoe trip). We re-load the canoe, bow down stream, Amanda already aboard, Pete shoves off (like I&#8217;ve done 100&#8217;s of times, right Ray?) step into the canoe, nearly trip over the new &#8220;canoe chair&#8221; and sit down on a fishing pole!! (nope, missed the lure) we wobble, take in about 2 inches of water but stay afloat, so I suggest to Amanda that we reverse course, get back to the island and empty the water &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We begin to do this, get perpendicular to the current and &#8230; Somehow, Pete managed to lean into the current, tipping the boat again, dumping Amanda (completely submerged), me, him, fishing poles, tackle box, water and lunch into very muddy water&#8230;. (I highly recommend PLANO tackle boxes, they FLOAT and as a result we still had the car keys!!!!!). <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I realized that it was &#8216;only&#8217; waist deep &#8211; as did\nAmanda, shortly before Pete could &#8220;rescue&#8221; her and the\nthree of us pulled the mostly submerged canoe back to\nthe shore to re-load (anybody want a &#8220;canoe chair&#8221;!!!)\nI couldn&#8217;t convince Amanda that we should try to find\nthe fishing poles in three feet of muddy water with\nour feet &#8211; for some reason she figgered we&#8217;d find the\nlure&#8217;s first and that was not a good idea&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The rest of the trip was uneventful (but very fun!) and we were mostly dry by the time we hit the downstream takeout. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Amanda thought she would be funny, so for Father&#8217;s Day\nshe bought me a Spider Man fishing pole!!! Which I\nwill faithfully use whenever no one is looking.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not NEARLY as exciting as Nick&#8217;s but it is typical Uncle Pete stuff. One of Pete&#8217;s birthday presents was a canoe &#8211; and yes, it fits on top of the MINI and I will send pictures soon. The day he bought it and loaded on to the MINI for the ride home, he also picked &#8230; <a title=\"Uncle Pete &#8211; H\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/2019\/09\/11\/uncle-pete-h\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Uncle Pete &#8211; H\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncle-pete"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=147"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":148,"href":"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions\/148"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}