{"id":136,"date":"2019-09-11T11:17:36","date_gmt":"2019-09-11T15:17:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/?p=136"},"modified":"2019-09-11T11:17:36","modified_gmt":"2019-09-11T15:17:36","slug":"uncle-pete-d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/2019\/09\/11\/uncle-pete-d\/","title":{"rendered":"Uncle Pete &#8211; D"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pete&#8217;s birthday&#8230;<br>\nGood question. I would guess he was born on the feast of St. Peter the apostle, and died on the feast of Sts. Peter &amp; Paul. Anyone got a calendar?<br>\nLet&#8217;s see&#8230; he must have been the firstborn because he took the fall for a lot of us. That would make Chuck the second oldest&#8230; Then, Ray moved out in&#8230;? and Pete&#8217;s job was done&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How did Pete die&#8230;<br>\nThere were a lot of causes of the death of poor Uncle Pete.  Actually, I&#8217;ve lost count of how many times he has died because of his misguided deeds.  Children, don&#8217;t try these at home&#8230; Once he died falling off the cottage roof and I think once from a tree, and falling from the back of a pick-up, and blowing up tree stumps. And the day he fed the bear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Didn&#8217;t he put his eye out with a bb gun too??? Oh yea.. there was the time he threw a big handful of sawdust on a fire in the alley&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Don&#8217;t forget the fireworks &#8211; I never knew you could set them all off at\nonce, oh and throwing the spray can into the fire&#8230; lost some eyebrows that\nday. I think Mom and Dad never celebrated Pete&#8217;s birthday cause it was a\nbad combination Pete and fire- maybe that is why his birthday is so unclear\nto us. I think it was the 12th of Never.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230; and there are a few that Uncle Pete WOULD HAVE done if he had survived his childhood.  Adventures with military explosives and machine guns come to mind \ud83d\ude42 and I&#8217;m sure there are chain saw, motor cycle&#8230;. all kinda adventures he&#8217;d be having.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Boy.. Jim&#8217;s off and Bob&#8217;s speechless, Pete has no body&#8230; Is this a family\nor what?\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pete&#8217;s birthday&#8230; Good question. I would guess he was born on the feast of St. Peter the apostle, and died on the feast of Sts. Peter &amp; Paul. Anyone got a calendar? Let&#8217;s see&#8230; he must have been the firstborn because he took the fall for a lot of us. That would make Chuck the &#8230; <a title=\"Uncle Pete &#8211; D\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/2019\/09\/11\/uncle-pete-d\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Uncle Pete &#8211; D\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncle-pete"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=136"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":137,"href":"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions\/137"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vrtisworks.com\/mythoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}